Your AI Chief of Staff

A Personal AI Agent That Works Around Your Life

An AI agent is your personal chief of staff. It lives in your Telegram, knows your business, and works around your life, drafting, researching, chasing loose ends, and checking in with you before anything goes out.

What Hatch Capital Offers

A Private Agent Computer, Built Just For You

We spin up a dedicated agent computer just for you. Your agent runs on its own private machine, with its own memory and your company brain loaded in from day one.

Not a shared chatbot. Not a browser tab. A real, isolated machine that belongs to you and only you, so your agent thinks with your context and keeps your information yours.

  • Its own dedicated machine A private computer provisioned for you alone, never pooled with anyone else.
  • Its own memory and your company brain It remembers what matters to you and starts already knowing your business.
  • Lives right in your Telegram Talk to it the way you text a colleague. It reaches you where you already are.
  • It checks in before anything goes out Nothing that spends money or sends a message leaves without your yes.

How It Works

Up And Running In Three Steps

No installs, no dashboards to learn. From the moment you say hello, your agent already knows who you are and what you need.

1

You fill out the intake form

Tell us who you are, what your business is, and the loose ends you want off your plate. It takes just a few minutes.

2

We provision your agent

We spin up your agent on its own private computer, wired to your memory and company brain, ready to work the moment it boots.

3

You tap Start in Telegram

Open Telegram, tap Start, and say hello. Your agent introduces itself and gets straight to work for you.

Your Business, Handled In The Background

A chief of staff that never sleeps, never forgets, and always checks with you first. That is what a Hatch Capital agent is here to be.